Modification Time : D.LUFFY
Hi, I'm Toby.
I'm just a regular student...
...or I was before I got zapped.
Now I'm some kind of science genius.
The only problem is:
...Elizabeth is too.
Good, Nikki.
Nice, very nice.
Nice one, Peta.
Good pass.
Peta.
Defend, Emma.
Alright, that's enough Emma.
Okay, Sacha. Your chance.
Show me what you can do.
Hey, this is Emma's position.
Well left inner has always been my position too. Back home.
Well. You aren't home anymore.
Watch it.
On the ball.
Nikki.
Maybe you should practice your woodwork.
- Are you okay? -Yeah, it was nothing.
Peta tripped her deliberately. Did you see that?
No, sorry. I was distracted. Is that true, Sacha?
No.
It was an accident.
Right. Well, you better take five.
Emma. You're back on.
Come on, girls. Next game is a big one.
I've got news.
- Big news. -What's up?
Two words: Pizza eating competition.
- That's three words, Russ. -What we have to do...
...is eat as many slices of pizza as you can stuff in your mouth...
...for thirty minutes.
The winner gets free pizza for a whole year.
Is that right? Where do I sign up?
Forget it, Garth.
I think the gold medal already belongs to Russ.
As if a skinny little weasel like him could eat more pizza than me.
I wouldn't be so sure.
Russ has a rescuer when it comes to eating pizza.
Yeah.
My stomach is like some...
...bottomless pit into another dimension.
- You know, that's not such a bad idea. -You guys better not cheat.
Trust me, this is pizza we're talking about.
Russ doesn't need my help.
That's one chili, one Hawaiian,...
...super supreme,...
...a margarita and a capriciosa.
One with anchovies.
Three minutes, forty-five seconds.
It's not good enough, Tobs. I know I can do better.
Keep going, Russ. You're doing great.
Hey, guys.
- What's all this? -A clean-up.
This part stays,...
...ant his part goes.
- You call this a clean-up? -I'm working on it, okay?
Five and a half down.
Russ.
You haven't eaten all that, have you?
Yeah.
- That is so revolting. -I've been training.
Why is ambivalence still climbing down the evolutionary ladder?
Yuck.
Elizabeth.
I don't need you today. You can go away.
Sure.
Before I go, can I ask you a question?
No.
See, the café is having this pizza eating competition.
- I've entered and... -Zero interest.
Yeah, I get that.
But Russ is going in too.
And I just know Toby is going to help him cheat.
- What do I care about pizzas? -Nothing.
But you're a genius.
If you were going to help someone win what would you come up with?
Garth, you're wasting my time.
Do I have to do all your thinking for you?
Maybe.
Go...
...away now.
I can't fit another bite in.
You just need to make some more room, Russ.
Let's mar it.
Good idea. Thanks.
If you're going to do that, go outside.
All part of the training.
But, isn't the competition this afternoon?
Shouldn't you be starving yourself?
See. That's where amateurs like you go wrong.
You need to expand your stomach first. Then, when it empties...
...it's hungrier than ever. Trust me, it's a skill.
Eating pizza is not a skill, Russ. Now, hockey, that's skill.
Hockey? How hard can that be?
It's just hitting some little ball around with a stick.
It's better than stuffing yourself with pizza.
At least what I do means something.
Hey, do you know how many pizza chefs I made happy?
You know, life was a lot easier before you came to stay.
Nobody moaned.
Don't you reckon, Toby?
Tobs.
- Now, look what you've done? -Me?
You drove him away.
He wasn't going anywhere until you arrived.
- Get out of my way. -You get out of mine.
You've really done it now.
- Me? -That was totally your fault.
I feel really weird.
- Why am I standing over there? -Something super strange is happening.
Why am I standing over there?
- You're in my body. -You're in mine.
Gross.
I'm a girl.
- Toby! -Toby!
Toby, how are you doing?
Nikki. Good. Just getting in some practice.
Go on.
- Is that yours? -Yeah.
It's not important.
Let's go. First to ten.
- He's not answering. -Let me try.
This is bad.
We've got to find Toby, now.
You know, there might be some advantages of being inside a girl's body.
Russ. What are you doing?
Nothing, no. Nothing, man.
You were looking at me.
- No. I wasn't. -Yes you were.
Get one thing straight, Russ. My body, is still my body.
Off limits.
- Hey I've... -Please.
You've got to promise.
Alright. No more looking, trust me.
Same goes for my body.
Don't worry, Russ. You're totally safe there.
We need to find Toby.
You ask around here and the pool.
- I'll try the school and the beach. - Ah, food...
And don't order any greasy food, Russ.
It's bad for my skin.
Oh, time to have a chat with the ladies.
Hey, girls. What's happening?
Are you going to eat that?
So, either of you babes have seen Toby?
I mean, either of you gals have seen Toby?
You just don't get it, do you?
- Get what? -We don't like you. No one does.
- That's why you don't have any friends. -I have friends.
- Who? Russ and Toby? -Yeah.
Pretty cool guys. Don't you think?
They are so not cool guys.
- They' re a couple of a-list losers. -Yeah.
I don't know why you're always sticking up for them.
I am?
I mean, I do?
Yeah, you're always saying Russ is a sweet guy.
Yeah, way to go Sach.
And that Toby is a lot smarter than we all think.
Like we believe that.
- Look, I better go. -Yeah, get lost.
And do us a favor. Don't turn up to hockey.
In fact, why don't you just quit?
Man, I had no idea.
Girls can be harsh.
- Hey, Russ. -Have you seen Toby?
He was shooting hooks a few minutes ago.
Thanks. I love that top, is it new?
- Yeah, thanks, Russ. -Where did you get it?
Do they have any other colors?
Russell.
I've been waiting half an hour. I was just about to go.
- Where have you been? -I better go.
Bye.
You're late. You know I can't stand that.
I expect you to make a better effort.
What do you mean, Miss?
You know exactly what I mean. Come on.
- Have I done something wrong, Miss? -What?
No. It just annoys me that you've kept me waiting.
This isn't just about you, Russell.
The grade average of the entire school could be affected too.
Right.
Sorry.
That's alright.
But if you want to continue remedial history, please, be on time.
Russ, does remedial history?
Please, can I be excused?
- I'm not feeling myself today. -No.
First I need to know you understand this week's reading.
Was that all? Easy.
Napoleon Bonaparte was born in Corsica in 1769...
...and grew to become the most notable and feared emperor of France.
Correct.
- See you next week, Miss Hammer. -Yes, right. Well done.
Toby.
-Toby. -Hey.
- What are you doing in here? -Stress less, Tobs.
- I've seen it all before. -Sacha. Get out of here.
Man, I nearly forgot.
-It's okay. I'm not really... -Hold your horses, Sach.
I'll be out in a second.
- Toby. -Go.
Wrong change rooms.
- Sacha. -You've found him?
Yeah. In there. You've got to get him.
Me?
One of us has to go in and it can't be me.
- I look like a girl. -It can't be me, I'm a girl.
Sach, come on.
Okay. But I'm not going to enjoy this.
Don't mind me. Just walking through.
I'm just a regular guy.
Stop.
Don't even think about it.
Russ.
Hey, what's up?
Russ and I have got a problem.
I was on my way out the door...
...and then she knocked over all your stuff.
Me? That was you.
- Then the nightmare began. -That's for sure.
- Tobs, you've got to help us. -Please, we' re desperate.
Okay, you wreck my equipment,...
...you make a mess of my room, you argue all the time...
...and now you want me to bail you out.
.Yep. .Yep.
I don't get it.
None of this stuff could've changed your bodies.
What happened?
Well...
That one went off first.
And whatever this thing was, exploded.
- Exploded? -Then everything turned on.
It all went crazy.
Can you fix us?
I don't know.
You mean we could be stuck like this?
Forever?
How is it going?
Yeah, not good.
This is a genius problem.
I can't just turn it on. You know that.
- What's all that stuff? -I'm hungry.
Actually I'm starved.
Russ, I had no idea. This body is an eating machine.
See? I told you. That's the training kicking in.
My stomach's expanded. It wants to be filled.
-It's horrible. -No. No.
I worked hard to get that stomach to where it is.
I don't want you filling it up just before the contest.
I want it back starving.
I've got to win that pizza co.
And there's no way I can win in this.
How do you think I feel? Like, a girl's hockey team.
In this.
- Unless... -Unless...
- We swap places. -Right.
That's just a girl's hockey game.
How hard can it be?
Man, this skirts are breezy.
Good look.
I can see you're a real professional.
- What's your problem? -You are.
So stay away from the ball.
Yeah.
Sacha. Why are you wearing your shin pads on your arms?
Oh, right. Just curious to see if they fit.
- Better get into position. -Right.
- What's my position again? -Left inner.
Of course.
And, where is that?
On the left.
Like I said, how hard can it be?
A pizza eating competition.
Russ better be blitzing it at hockey...
...because this is going to be the grossest thing I've ever done.
Watching you lose is going to be so good.
Hey, Jack. Can I request no anchovies, please?
Yeah, that's a good one, Russ. I've already promised you, man,...
...every single one of your pizzas will have an anchovy.
But I hate anchovies.
Pizza eating competition.
Give me one good reason why we should stay here.
Toby might show up.
If you insist.
Okay, competitors, open up your stomachs and get ready.
- You're so going to hell. -Your time starts...
...now. Thirty minutes and counting.
Russ owes me big time.
Man, I wish she'd leave me alone. Everywhere I go she goes.
Sorry, man.
Losen Get up and play.
You're okay?
- Yeah. -Why don't you go, Sacha? Have a rest.
Emma.
Sorry, Sach.
I don't think I've ever felt so sick in my life.
Entire families could eat for weeks on what I've eaten today.
Eighteen minutes remaining.
- Come on, Garth. -Shut up.
What's wrong with Russ?
- Give me more. -Me too.
Can you fix us?
You mean we could be stuck like this?
Forever?
- Tobs you've got to help us. -Please, we're desperate.
We're being creamed.
Get out there. We need some spark.
Spark?
Right, yeah. I'm your man. I mean, girl.
Emma.
You scored a goal.
Right? I mean. Yeah, dude. I've scored a goal.
Sacha. You did okay.
- Maybe you should be on the team. -Thanks.
Oh, sorry.
Thirty seconds.
Let's go, take us home.
Yeah.
Wait a minute. He hasn't eaten this crust.
Sacha is right. You have to eat all your crust.
Okay.
Nine seconds.
Did I just do that?
Alright.
Five seconds.
The winner is...
...Russ. -I've won.
I'm the champion.
I'm not feeling too well.
Okay, guys. I think I'm done.
I'm going to reverse the process.
Let's get you back to normal, eh?
You're ready?
- Hit it. -Yeah.
Okay.
I think I'm me again.
I feel like me.
I am me!
- I'm back too. -This is so great.
Where did that come from?
Thanks, Tobs.
- Yeah, thanks, Toby. -No worries, no worries.
I'm going to go find Nikki.
Don't touch anything alright?
Russ, I've got to ask.
Why didn't you tell us you were doing remedial history lessons?
Miss Hammer caught up with me.
Hey, don't be embarrassed.
Lots of people get extra help.
I'm just doing it for Miss Hammer. It cheers her up.
And if I don't take extra lessons I'll fail.
I won't be in the same class as you and Toby anymore.
Maybe I can help,...
...if you like. -Thanks,...
...I have to think about it.
Hey, why didn't you say you were being hassled at hockey?
- I didn't know what to do. -Well,...
...you don't have to worry about Peta anymore.
I kind of impressed her.
- How? -I don't know, I had my eyes closed...
...but it must have been excellent because you are on the team,...
...permanently.
Thank you.
So,...
...you want to catch a movie? -Yeah. Sure.
There's this great romantic comedy.
- Forget it. Let's get some action movie. -I hate action movies.
- Well I hate romance. -See? That's your trouble.
- You have no taste. -I've got plenty of taste.
Yeah, right. Not on pizza.